don't FUCK the press

!!! FIGHT EVIL WIZARDS WHO ARE TRYING TO FORCE YOUR DICK INTO A HYDRAULIC PRESS!!! EVER TRIED FUCKING A HYDRAULIC PRESS? I SURE AS HELL HAVE!!! TURNS OUT THAT IT'S AN AWFUL IDEA (SO DON'T DO IT)!!!!

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it hurt I'VE MADE AN ACCURATE SIMULATION OF MY EXPERIENCE FUCKING A PRESS SO YOU CAN TRY FUCKING A PRESS AND... MAYBE.... ENJOY IT!!! This is one of the GREATEST games made to this day! pls play :)