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Drunken Robot Pornography

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Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!Key features:
  • 3D First-person bullet-hell giant robot boss-battle(Titans) action!
  • Build Titans with the Giant Robot Construction Kit -- 600+ Titans in Steam Workshop already!
  • Create your own levels in the Arena Builder -- 200+ maps in Steam Workshop
Release date
Dejobaan Games, LLC
Dejobaan Games, LLC
Age rating
Not rated

System requirements for Linux

  • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
  • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
  • Memory: 2GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
  • Hard Drive: 2GB

System requirements for PC

  • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
  • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
  • Memory: 2GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
  • DirectX®: 9.0c
  • Hard Drive: 2GB
  • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
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Drunken Robot Pornography reviews and comments

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I really almost recommended it but after writing my evaluation, I finally changed my mind. Even if factually, it has more positive points than negatives. Girouette? me? See. So let's start with the good before we then clutch on the less good (or the bad). We take place in a futuristic universe composed exclusively of maps, yes no open world. These maps correspond to levels that we will have to chain to progress in the game frame. The whole background is quite colorful, diversified and relatively well-crafted graphically speaking. Our hero is playing iron man and we embody it in the first person, only our weapon is in our field of vision. A Jetpack completes the panoply. The pitch is simple, destroy "Titans": infernal machines charging more lasers at the second than my mother's sausage slices, yet equipped her with her legendary kitchen knife. To do this, you have to shoot a little like the lottery, that is to say at random, finally first start with the ends because it is well known, this is where it hurts the most (if you know what I mean). http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=959162580 after having zigzaged the robot with Blaster in worthy heir that we are from chewie, a pause seems well deserved and I will take advantage of this interlude to mature my development of Negatives. Coco the Parrot had the hiccups. He ate a lighter, Picora a bouquet, swallowed a ticket, nibbled a packet, growled a Bilboquet, devoured six crickets. Despite this completely insane treatment, Coco the Parrot always has the hiccups. Thank you for your patience, let's go back. History, Ah history. I confess to having lost it brutally by launching the game. You will have understood that there is none. Finally, there is a twist of storyline, awkwardly trying to introduce the concept of "I find myself on a map with giant robots who want to annihilate me". I suspect the developers of having produced the whole game before finally looking into the story because you know, the specifications... The game, in addition to being in full English, makes talk about robots. Mazette then to understand English robotic voices... So, if I understand correctly, our bartender-machine has a tooth or rather a gear against us and will put the sticks in the wheels in the course of history (?). In short, just remember that it sucks. No, no. Let's conclude this review by the temporary annoyance, (I've already broken my previous screen, I would blame myself to death to bury in turn the new one) that caused me another facet of the game. What is good in the majority of games is that one has the choice between easy, normal or difficult allowing us to juggle the various difficulties according to our abilities. Now, your servant with the capacity of an Oyster, I found myself stuck at level 13 (yes I know, bad luck when you hold us...) trying to spend it three times in a row, without being able to choose any difficulty. So yes I know. All hardcore gamers will tell me that there is the pleasure of hunting for victory, there is the lure of learning the patterns of bosses, there is the frenetic excitement of all note on a piece of paper to tape in the left corner of his screen... I'll stop you right now. As I said in a previous evaluation, I am a fat and sweating obese, I live in my mother's cellar of crisps and beer and I have already had enough difficulty to get out of my gentrix's Foundation at my birth to never again want to deal with any complication. To parodiate Claude Barzotti: I'm casual and I still do. If all this has not discouraged you yet, the price should finish you off. If this is not the case, I volunteer with my Pyrenean axe. To avoid. Did you like this evaluation? Find others by joining our editorial group: we prefer them cold.
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