Drunken Robot Pornography

I really almost recommended it but after writing my evaluation, I finally changed my mind. Even if factually, it has more positive points than negatives. Girouette? me? See. So let's start with the good before we then clutch on the less good (or the bad). We take place in a futuristic universe composed exclusively of maps, yes no open world. These maps correspond to levels that we will have to chain to progress in the game frame. The whole background is quite colorful, diversified and relatively well-crafted graphically speaking. Our hero is playing iron man and we embody it in the first person, only our weapon is in our field of vision. A Jetpack completes the panoply. The pitch is simple, destroy "Titans": infernal machines charging more lasers at the second than my mother's sausage slices, yet equipped her with her legendary kitchen knife. To do this, you have to shoot a little like the lottery, that is to say at random, finally first start with the ends because it is well known, this is where it hurts the most (if you know what I mean). http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=959162580 after having zigzaged the robot with Blaster in worthy heir that we are from chewie, a pause seems well deserved and I will take advantage of this interlude to mature my development of Negatives. Coco the Parrot had the hiccups. He ate a lighter, Picora a bouquet, swallowed a ticket, nibbled a packet, growled a Bilboquet, devoured six crickets. Despite this completely insane treatment, Coco the Parrot always has the hiccups. Thank you for your patience, let's go back. History, Ah history. I confess to having lost it brutally by launching the game. You will have understood that there is none. Finally, there is a twist of storyline, awkwardly trying to introduce the concept of "I find myself on a map with giant robots who want to annihilate me". I suspect the developers of having produced the whole game before finally looking into the story because you know, the specifications... The game, in addition to being in full English, makes talk about robots. Mazette then to understand English robotic voices... So, if I understand correctly, our bartender-machine has a tooth or rather a gear against us and will put the sticks in the wheels in the course of history (?). In short, just remember that it sucks. No, no. Let's conclude this review by the temporary annoyance, (I've already broken my previous screen, I would blame myself to death to bury in turn the new one) that caused me another facet of the game. What is good in the majority of games is that one has the choice between easy, normal or difficult allowing us to juggle the various difficulties according to our abilities. Now, your servant with the capacity of an Oyster, I found myself stuck at level 13 (yes I know, bad luck when you hold us...) trying to spend it three times in a row, without being able to choose any difficulty. So yes I know. All hardcore gamers will tell me that there is the pleasure of hunting for victory, there is the lure of learning the patterns of bosses, there is the frenetic excitement of all note on a piece of paper to tape in the left corner of his screen... I'll stop you right now. As I said in a previous evaluation, I am a fat and sweating obese, I live in my mother's cellar of crisps and beer and I have already had enough difficulty to get out of my gentrix's Foundation at my birth to never again want to deal with any complication. To parodiate Claude Barzotti: I'm casual and I still do. If all this has not discouraged you yet, the price should finish you off. If this is not the case, I volunteer with my Pyrenean axe. To avoid. Did you like this evaluation? Find others by joining our editorial group: we prefer them cold.