Drunken Robot Pornography achievements

1.87%
I'm so much better bees. Look at my shiny unscathed body.
Completed The Hive without taking any damage.
2.80%
I have completed my undergraduate degree without receiving an ounce of pain.
Completed Sophomore Means Wise Idiot without taking any damage.
4.67%
Okay, now this is getting ridiculous.
Received 8+ other achievements.
4.67%
I have received half a dozen achievements not even including this one.
Received 6+ other achievements.
4.67%
Not only that, I received 7 other achievements not including this one!
Received 7+ other achievements.
5.61%
I have bested R. Timothy Ambrosia in a test of strength and wills.
Completed the game on any difficulty level.
9.35%
I am wearing Rohit's Impossibly Blue Pants.
We're not telling. Ask your mother.
22.43%
I have flown on a jellyfish without taking a lick of damage.
Completed I Fly on a Jellyfish without taking any damage.
36.45%
I Sang Along!
94.39%
How Did You Manage to Come Out of That Unscathed, Anyway?
Destroyed a Titan without having lost any health.
98.13%
Are You Not So Precious That You Have Gotten Your First Kill?
You have destroyed your first Titan.