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Hitting the Campaign Trail
You've finally formed your own third party and have hit the campaign trail. Literally.
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Become President
See? A third party candidate CAN make it to the top!
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Hockey Pucked
You countered a cross-check with a butt-ending haymaker. Most of these are hockey terms.
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The Art of Arrow Catching
You just proved to the world that you've mastered the art of catching an arrow mid-flight.
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No Coffee Breaks!
How does she not need the restroom after all that coffee?
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Animal Abuse
PETA is probably going to come after you for that one...
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Kame... Hame...
HAAAAAAAAAA!
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En Garde!
Parry, riposte! Wait, is he using a real sword?
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The Conditioner
It's not the worst boxer nickname you could have gotten. Like "Shiny Pony."
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I Said No Joe!
The brand of shampoo you use shall remain a mystery.
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This Guy Cheats...
How does this guy keep healing like that?
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You're the Donald Now
There can be only one!