Election Year Knockout 2020: The Punch Out Style President Debate (ft. Trump and Biden) achievements

You were light on your feet, probably due to past trauma.

It's unfortunate Jab's mother had to witness that.

You certainly just showed up Birdie's whole flock!

Because sporting violence is now the legal way to stop someone from making fun of you.

You showed Cap'n Crenshaw who has the bigger cannonballs.

Is it fish or fishes? How many Pisces am I holding up?

People in North Korea are now calling you their Supreme Leader. Assassins are probably after you now...

You gotta say it with just the right accent.

It's always funny.

Boxing glove beats box step.

You're pretty sure Ted Bruz will be seeing stars now, if he wasn't seeing them before.

Well, even if they don't you're pretty sure you just juggled a pirate.