Fairyland: Incursion

The Game is a holiday, because it takes us beyond pragmatism and the most serious question of our time "why?" responds without blinking: yes just so! Dear friends, have you ever played board games? Well, you Know "Monopoly", "The Horror of Arkham", "Manchikin", and maybe something less famous? Even If the answer is negative, I'm sure you've heard of this: a Group of friends-buddies going to the big table, read the rules, choose the characters where possible, and then under the crunch of the biscuits begin to play and no-no, but the happening is interrupted Joyful laughter or exclamation of "Cuba cheated! I had to win! "But in both cases, players enjoy the process, and the opportunity to chat with old friends, yes. That'S just the world is real, and today it will be about the world of virtual and how the group... Enthusiasts, let's call them so, decided to make a computer game based on the desktop. Not that it was new and usually similar projects "shoot", but our guest-an exceptional case. And According to the idea everything looked not hopeless: the Magic Forest of fairies, where the evil-presumed people, who wanted the source of eternal life to get, and the fabulous living to exterminate. And everything would be nothing if not the gameplay. Training? Yes Ancients with him! Did not proverstyle it in the main menu-themselves spiteful buratiny. Balance and you do not like that the chosen hero hero can not get out of the starting location and it mercilessly beat? Well Sorry, here all decide the cubes, which, drum shot, did not get their visual embodiment in the game, and therefore hit and misses occur as you want to play. A what? Sequence of moves? Pf-F-F, forget it. The order of the course varies from the desire of the left heel of the developer, not some external factors. Bleeding? Oh, she's here, but you'll never know how much experience you need to go to the next level. It is simply not displayed here. But the enemies will be risked after two moves. Here you have killed a particularly vile individual, and he take you back from the world of the dead, not letting you even restore health. Balance? Here's another nonsense! Things? And they're here. Ten Pieces, which is not a lot of good. Rather, the only thing that can be useful is a mushroom that increases damage by one or two points. All the rest-boldly throw away. Well or sold in the store, as you put the item on the ground and he... Immediately disappear. And then the question arises: do you need pumping and objects in principle? In fact, No. I have quietly reached the level boss, the weakest heroine, and began to beat him, or what beats small fairies, he did not oppose it and soon die, the end. All of the above is bad in itself, but there is one thing a lot worse-pop-up inscriptions that are impossible to scroll or disable. They appear on the floor of the screen and hang for five seconds. In fact, a little, but if you consider that such messages flicker with noticeable periodicity, it starts... Bore. Such is a non-game, which can not say good words. Well, yes, there are cheap cards, but even buying a game at the maximum discount, they still do not pay off your costs. Do you need It? 1 out of 10 magic Woods P.S. Molestika thanks for the provided key.