You are a Gabbage Man. It's not glamorous, but it's your job. You'll pick up bags, fish bones, and strange dollops over the course of a week. Sound easy? You must be green behind the ears! This is one of the most hazardous jobs on the planet. You gotta watch out for cars, dogs, steam vents, and bombs.
But worry not, you have your trusty Gabbage Pail™ - the most advanced trash collector ever. Swing that puppy around and you'll be home in time for your favorite tv dinner and televised sport.
Total play time is around 10-15 minutes for the skilled. Weigh that against a $5 burger that lasts you 3 minutes TOPS. That's what I call a no-brainer.