GenericName Corp's Smart Shoe Testing Factory

Hello there, potential product tester of GenericName Corp's. You now have the opportunity to get an almost-unpaid internship at the company as a tester of our brand new product: Smart Shoes! Have you ever thought, "Man, I really wish I didn't have to jump myself every time I walk forwards those spikes?" You are not alone, and soon will not be the world! That is all The Smart Shoes are about! Automating your jumping so you will never have to do it yourself!