Genital Jousting achievements

2.48%

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.

2.98%

Appalling Appetite

3.23%

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

3.23%

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

3.47%

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

3.47%

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

3.72%

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

4.96%

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

4.96%

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

6.20%

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

6.95%

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

6.95%

Meet Your Maker