Genital Jousting achievements

2.60%

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.

3.07%

Appalling Appetite

3.31%

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

3.55%

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

3.55%

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

3.55%

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

3.78%

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

4.96%

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

5.44%

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

6.38%

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

6.86%

Meet Your Maker

7.33%

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.