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2.55%
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy.
3.01%
Appalling Appetite
3.24%
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report.
3.47%
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
3.47%
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
3.70%
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
3.70%
Early Bird
Swallow every worm.
5.09%
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
5.32%
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
6.48%
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
6.94%
Meet Your Maker
7.18%
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.