Genital Jousting achievements

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.