Go-Go-Postal!

Dear All Authorized Go-Go-Listo Delivery Personnel:

The following workplace concerns have come to our attention post Mechjam III:

• New Depot Employee Cheryl has been disabling the controls of delivery drivers post tutorial, spinning them out of control. This behavior will not be tolerated and will be addressed at a future date. Please remember to report any workplace health concerns related to Cheryl’s rampage directly to HR so we can throw them directly in the trash. 
  
  
• Veteran Employee Frank will not stop staring directly into the player’s eyes after a successful drop and whispering sweet nothings into their ear. It is making the new hires uncomfortable. Appropriate action will not be taken. Keep up the good work, Frank.
  
  
• We have received reports that some depots refuse to populate with more jobs. This is an error and not at all a result of depot worker strikes, but hey, nobody likes that district anyways.
• On rare occasions, delivery drivers report nearly being thrown into orbit due to strange interactions with their Extendo-Arms™️. For ease of delivery, Go-Go-Listo does not recommend delivery drivers launch themselves into orbit. It is unclear whether or not delivery drivers can survive in orbit. More testing is needed.

Sincerely, 
Go-Go Listo Corporate