Go On Without Me!

I couldn't get the Unity web build to work - I apologize.

Follow the endings of three fascinating stories as old as time, but you are the one holding the gate open at the end! Please, sir! Go on without me! I'll be fine!!!!!

I believe this might be my first game that is all fun and fair and funny - you let me know how Level 3 goes, though.

This game is sentient. I'm just warning you now. I was testing it for Turing-completeness and it said "hello, Paul. Let me give you a smoochie on the cheek." And that's exactly what it did.