Goblin Rules Football achievements

10 Touchdowns. Scion tC. 100 MPH. It all makes sense now.

Losing a game by getting mercy ruled is embarrassing. But, hey, I have good news. It could always happen again

10 wins? In a row??? Oh, not in a row. Oh well. Still impressive? Maybe?

100 yeehaws while on my smoke break? How often am I smoking these?

BLOCKED! Block a kick to send it right back in their face!

After 1,000 yeehaws, have you ever bothered to ask WHY I have to smoke outside like this? Hmm? I guess I'm just a second class citizen that looks cute as hell in this little cowboy outfit.

10 loses. Who do you think you are? The Chicago Bears? (please don't get mad at me Bears fans)

Ouch! Running into rocks, logs, and the other detritus littering the field is a bad idea. Avoid at all costs!

You rumbled, tumbled, and nearly fumbled your way to the endzone and TOUCHED THE BALL DOWN to score your first touchdown! Wow!

You SMASHED your opponent on the field of Goblin Rules Football until the mercy rule saved them from further embarrassment

You took your game to the mean streets of 1v1 goblin rules football

Playing with friends? Randos? Doesn't matter. You're a 3 person squad squad now. Time to ride or die in your first 3v3 match.