Goblin Rules Football achievements

You lost a singleplayer game to a poorly coded AI. Don't worry, you're future still looks bright!

1,000 wins. Who thought You'd ever do it? not me. I can't believe anyone has played this game that long. What are you even getting out of it at this point?

After 100 loses, don't you think it's time to retire? (Please don't actually stop playing my game)

1,000 kicks made. 2,000 points scored just from kicks. It's no Adam Vinatieri, but at least you tried.

Sorry, 100 KICKS made, not KECS. Stupid horse...

Your perseverance is admirable. Your skill is not.

Congratulations on making your kick after attempt! Your reward? 2 points instead of 1 just because of how special I think you are.

10 made kicks. Maybe try from a harder spot next time?

You won a singleplayer game! Wow!!!

Learn the game of Goblin Rules Football by completing the tutorial

After a thousand touchdowns, aren't your legs a little tired?

100 touchdowns scored. Pretty good. Solid Production. Jerry Rice scored 208, though, so maybe put in a little more effort?