Halloween Internet Marketing in Space

An intergalactic space hero named Shplumpkin has broken out of space confinement before finishing his treatment. He yells marketing phrases through space in an attempt to contact aliens and save the human race.

USE FULLSCREEN OR DOWNLOAD THE GAME!!

Secret #1 Hint:  Can only get the secret if you haven't restarted the game. Refresh page instead or reopen the game. PRESS 5/Y/Triangle or restart a run to disable this secret!!

Secret #2 Hint: Get a very high score to get this.

v1.1 - fix music bug