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Hardnoid is a challenging Arkanoid, where our goal is to protect not only one but all the four sides of the playing field with the help of the teeth or/and the hands of our character, which depends on the difficulty level of the game. The playing field is a square mouth of one of the sick creatures who have caught a virus, which we’ll strike with a pill. The difficulty of the game is in the controls as controllable objects are moving in pairs in reverse in relation to each other.
The plot
The game takes place in a distant galaxy on a square planet. Once a meteorite with some dangerous microbes has fallen on the planet. The microbes have infected the locals with a variety of diseases, so they went to the doctor named Boxhead. In a short time the doctor has created pills which should have helped to cure the diseases. But it turned out that there was one proviso – in order to work out it is strictly forbidden to remove the pill from the mouth, otherwise it will kill you.
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System requirements for PC

  • OS: Windows XP and newer
  • Processor: 2.0+ GHz
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Integrated Graphics
  • Storage: 100 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Integrated Audio
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Last Modified: Sep 17, 2019

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Hardnoid reviews and comments

Translated by
Microsoft from Russian
Description: Arcanoid. We are in the mouth and destroy the microbes without stopping the flying ball. We can Beat it with teeth that move left or right and if the ball flies outside the mouth, then lose their lives. Every few rounds comes a big microbe, which win a little harder. All in the Game 4 levels and the higher the level, the greater the number of teeth at the same time we have to manage. Pros: ¥ Interesting Visual Component. Teeth, Germs, mouth. Even the plot is small. ¥ One, but simple Achivka. Perfect game for half an hour... Cons: ¥ For some Reason have entered the codes on a level which it is necessary to record to start from one or another level. 21 century in the yard of the Lord... If It's a chip, it's not in the subject! ¥ Baggie... A Couple of times the ball stuck there and here hanging out on the first level and had to lose a few times of life because of this. The Final boss was killed at all with one shot... It just stuck The ball and killed it... ¥ Short duration of the game. Bottom Line: An Interesting idea with a weak implementation. There are far more interesting arcanoids. Not recommended. Rating: 4/10 post-match: If you liked this review welcome to the group http://steamcommunity.com/groups/uojer-here you can see the recommended games, other reviews, as well as just chat in good company.
Translated by
Microsoft from Russian
Weightoid-Another visual rethinking of the classic game Arcanoid. The Developer creatively added a little plot to the game. It is that you play the role of patients and the playing field for the arcanoid is your mouth. The Game ball is presented in the form of a pill and this medicine you will exterminate parasites germs in the mouth. Total is given three tablets per level, if you lose them, your patient will be the death of germs. There are 3 levels of difficulty: 1st-the playground one (lower jaw) 2nd-two playgrounds (upper and lower jaw at the same time) 3rd-four playgrounds (to both jaws, now added both hands) to Play fun, but for a long time not addictive. Especially on the 2nd and 3rd level of difficulty, many do not have enough patience to lose a lot. The Graphics of the game is fun, cartoon. The Game can be rolled into a small window and without stress to play as a standard app Vindov:) The Music in the game is eight-bit and quite tolerable that I would not have said about the sound effects. Ball Blows about the playing field is voiced by nailing. At the same time, it is not easy to do it simply is not possible, the developer did not insert in the options change the volume. Verdict. My score is 1.5 out of 5. You can Play, but without fanaticism. Nothing new to myself found in this game. And sound effects...
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