Hyper Slasher
About
The Glitch Lord has captured our heroes and held them captive in a hellish world in the theme of a 1980’s synth combat arena. You must fight for your survival or you will be shredded into 8-bit guts. Taunt your foes with distraction and acrobatic feats before falling from the sky to deliver swift death.
GAME FEATURES
Starring Characters:
GAME FEATURES
- Select one of five characters each with their own style, and trash talking personality
- Taunt, teabag, and spit oral insults at your friends and foes
- Jump and climb anywhere around the arena
- Paint the entire arena with your competitor's blood and guts
- Play online anytime, even if your friends are offline with full multiplayer functionality
- Play offline anytime with the ability to hone your skills against ai bots
- Slay the weak when you prevail, losers at the end of a match get disarmed and nerfed like lambs to the slaughter allowing the winner to kill at ease
- Awesome 80’s Synthwave Original Soundtrack created just for the game
- Block your foes directional attacks on the ground, walls and in the sky but be warned they can only take one major hit before needing a quick recharge
Starring Characters:
- Daggra: Wields double daggers, she's as cool as a cucumber in a blizzard
- Toxic Claw: Electric Claws This dude has attitude and plans on getting you salty
- Ninja Twins (Shinogi): Samurai sword meditation and honor will usually bring this warrior victory
- Ninja Twins (Zukuri): Samurai sword meditation and honor will usually bring this warrior victory
- Mage: Magic Box that she transforms into weapons and is flirty and fun as to distract the weak
System requirements for Linux
Minimum:
- OS: You know better than I do
- Additional Notes: Honestly, just let us know, if we mess up, you will tell us, we will cry, you will laugh, but you know more about the internets than we ever will.
Recommended:
- Additional Notes: Wait, its not called the internets?
System requirements for macOS
Minimum:
- OS: OSX
- Additional Notes: The main coder doesn't really understand the differences between operating systems, please, rage at him, he thinks they are all equal, its time to learn him.
Recommended:
- OS: OSX
System requirements for PC
Minimum:
- OS: 7
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Sound Card: Something better than a 3d printers midi card
- Additional Notes: Hey, if your going to play online, make sure you have broadband, don't be one of those people on a 14.4k modem
Recommended:
- OS: Over 9000
- Processor: CPU so intensely fast it makes time bleed
- Memory: 900 GB RAM
- Graphics: GPU so powerful that it melts your retinas
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Sound Card: I think you know where this is going. Exploding ear? You're in the clear.
- Additional Notes: If your computer is better then Gaben's you're gtg!