In Celebration of Violence achievements

A weapon is far too impersonal for this denizen of violence. I only trust my fists. Defeat a boss using only your fists.

Completely analyze 25 mementos.

It started out as just a simple weapon. Now I am sure it could slay a god. Get a weapon up to +10.

Go ahead tire yourself out upon my shield. Block a large amount of enemy attacks with a shield. (Just keep blocking til you get the achievement)

Uncover 100 treasures.

The half dozen heathens thought me dead. My wounds may be fatal but my resolve is stronger than ever. None of us will leave this room alive. Kill 6 enemies while bleeding out.

Kill Thousandfold.

Who needs all those fancy weapons? I have my trusty blade right here. I call her Godkiller. Never even been sharpened

Completely analyze 15 spells.

No time to even react. There was a flash and an incomprehensibly loud noise. A moment later the three bandits laid smoldering on the scorched ground. Kill 3 enemies with 1 bolt of lightning.

All trophies

Is there even a man amongst that cloud of flies?