It Takes Two achievements

You reached a higher state of mind. Or at least some peace and quiet.

Release that tension at the root level.

Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Again? Keep track of your kids!

Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Choo Choo!

Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Now look who's extinct!

Put on a show and die trying.

Guess it was time to cash out.