Jazzpunk achievements

8.07%

The End

Now go outside

8.90%

DJ Polyblank

Scratch two compact disc records

9.88%

Spongliform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

10.38%

Essense of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

27.23%

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

27.39%

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

30.03%

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

34.65%

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

36.14%

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

36.80%

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

38.78%

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

43.40%

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort