Jazzpunk achievements

8.56%

The End

Now go outside

9.42%

DJ Polyblank

Scratch two compact disc records

10.45%

Spongliform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

10.96%

Essense of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

27.20%

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

27.36%

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

30.02%

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

34.66%

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

36.15%

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

36.82%

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

38.64%

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

43.28%

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort