Jazzpunk achievements

43.62%

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

45.77%

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

47.10%

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

47.43%

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

47.93%

Long Distance Charges

Explore the rotary phone menu options

48.42%

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

49.42%

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

49.59%

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

50.75%

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

55.06%

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

55.72%

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

56.05%

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand