Jazzpunk achievements

43.56%

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

45.54%

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

47.03%

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

47.52%

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

48.18%

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

48.35%

Long Distance Charges

Explore the rotary phone menu options

49.34%

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

49.50%

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

50.66%

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

55.12%

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

55.94%

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

55.94%

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones