Jazzpunk achievements

43.49%

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

45.63%

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

47.12%

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

47.45%

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

48.11%

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

48.43%

Long Distance Charges

Explore the rotary phone menu options

49.26%

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

49.42%

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

50.58%

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

55.19%

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

55.85%

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

55.85%

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand