Jazzpunk achievements

43.81%

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

45.65%

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

47.16%

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

47.49%

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

47.99%

Long Distance Charges

Explore the rotary phone menu options

48.66%

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

49.67%

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

49.67%

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

51.00%

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

55.18%

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

55.69%

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

56.19%

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand