Jolly Good: Cakes and Ale achievements

Ensure that a photograph is taken that will change the life of two of your rivals.

Somehow, you have scraped together enough money to pay off the interest on the loan.

The telephone call with Mr. Addington went about as well as possible, all things considered.

This is probably going to be fine.

The Noble Gases have won the boxing and dining competition over their rivals.

You have been judged brutish, shadowy, and rogueish.

You officially have a silver tongue.

You have gotten a tattoo.

You are privy to a moment of highly metatextual foreshadowing, the mark of a really high-quality literary narrative.

You have been given something extremely valuable by an opera diva.

You performed an investigation in the cloakroom of the opera house.

Expand a child's vocabulary.