Jolly Good: Cakes and Ale achievements

Teach a group of children some hard lessons about the way of the world.

Cause an automobile to plummet into the audience from high above.

Spud Nuggets are available in a variety of enticing flavors.

All shall be crushed.

You performed an investigation in the cloakroom of the opera house.

You have gotten a tattoo.

You work out a mutually beneficial method of entrance into the opera house with the ticket taker.

You gave the Dormouse Society a special gift that they will not soon forget.

You have been given something extremely valuable by an opera diva.

You are privy to a moment of highly metatextual foreshadowing, the mark of a really high-quality literary narrative.

You officially have a silver tongue.

You have been judged brutish, shadowy, and rogueish.