jumpguy (my uncle, nintendo)

jumpguy should be stylized as jumpguy or jpmuyug

Book Report on Jumpguy:

It's the far future, the world has been turned into a two dimensional wasteland and shrunk down to a small size. You play as Jame, the last cool dude on the planet, in a never ending mission to remain cool in a world full of very fast ghost nerds that'll do whatever you do. You'll have to take all the names to get the very cool chair and crown to win the game. If not, those poindexters are gonna get your sweet kicks and wear them to non-sporting events.

Real World Significance of Jumpguy: Rude Dudes:

But, you have every chance in the world to do it because it's a game and the kicks aren't that sweet, but it should give you enough motivation to play the game a few times in a row before moving on to greener pastures.

Character Summary of Road Warrior Jame from the phenomenal gaming experience, Jumpguy colon Quest For the Chair colon Rough and Tumble Dudes with Tons of 'Tude:

Jame got the kicks from his also purple dad who was also named Jame after Jame's dad had to fight around 7 times to get them back from some nerds who used them to stir cereal. Jame's masters are two dark moors with more direction than dartboards, who trained him in Shaq-Fu and Fast Food Math, which explains how the score is calculated and also why he runs the way he does. Despite this, Jame is allergic to studying,  which is why he dies whenever any part of him touches the dead ghost nerds.

Fun Facts about the book Live Like You're Dying, a Jame Story (Updated often, as Jame keeps revealing things about himself):

Jame is not known to have a degree in  reverse psychology

Jame's full name is Jame

Jame doesn't have a favorite food 

Jame's favorite game is Death Stranding

Jame is an amateur birdwatcher

Jame can only be beaten in a footrace if you shout the word "Figaro" three times. This resets him to factory settings

Jame used to work a the coffee shop at 103rd and Broadway, the one with the poster of the Dome of the Rock. (You know the one, its at 103rd and Broadway, and has a picture of the Dome of the Rock)

Jame owns a record player with four records of madvilliany

Jame has played at the Merriweather Post Pavillion

Jame is credited with the creation of the adjective "dippable" as well as the creation of the noun "chicken"

Jame is knee-high to a frog

Jame's favorite store is Olive Garden

Jame has forged drivers licenses

Jame's power level is 1312

Jame's main is Witherhoard, but he is know to use the Monte Carlo

Jame lives at 101 Jame St. in downtown uptown Manhattan

Jame drinks only siracha sauce

Jame's in the bunker

Jame created the sun

Jame ran against the King of Ooo in the most recent election

Jame's energy core is a combination of nuclear fusion combined with sugar pees powered by inverted Plutonium 241

Jame lives in the see-through zone with the courageous battlers and the aeon worm

Jame has all the shrines

Jame used to go to North High, but he doesn't anymore

Jame can't speak Mandarin

Jame owns the Regal Cinemas movie theatre chain

Jame loves everyone equally 

Jame isn't real

Jame packs his lunch

Jame rides the subway

Jame likes and subscribes

Jame is 2 ligit 2 quit

Jame will be king

Controls:

Use the arrow keys to control Jame on his infinite and unending quest to sit in a chair and have a cool metal hat, with the down arrow dropping anti-ghost nerd ordinance that evaporates them into nothing.

Thankses

Thanks to my main man Jame for rolling the big ones to get where he is today