Leaf Boy

Leaf 'Player' Boy messed up. He royally, supremely messed up, and off-screen pressed the thing-a-ma-goop's ultra-EXITTHISPREMISESIMMEDIATELYAND STARTACONTRIVEDGAME button and now he's trapped in a cavern, and it broke on his way out, because he's got bad hands. Now he is WITHIN A CAVE. (Wow.)

The game includes:

- 30-45 minutes of GAMEPLAY.

- A jump, a wall jump, a water jump, a water wall jump, all designed by ME. MY HANDS DID THIS.

- An ensemble cast of goofy men, and gals hidden within their ensemblely aligned goofy alcoves. Four of them to witness.

- Five glorps to collect! One specimen to collect...

- NOTEPAD FOR TAKING NOTE OF THE EPIC AWESOMESAUCENESS GOING ON ON SCREEN RIGHT NOW.

- Video game.

- The game gets pretty hard, but I feel I've kept it at a fair level. Yell at me if you feel otherwise.