Life of the Party (Anydel)

It's a short narrative, in which you can go on a party for one night. You can choose who invited you and what exactly you want to do. Do you drink yourself under the table, embarrassing yourself in the process? Be a deity on the dancefloor? Lose yourself in a debate, forgetting the party? Or just drink a bit with friends?

You can leave your name in the book of absolute party legends! Right here, right now. You can even choose what to drink exactly.

Warning: Swearing, Alcohol comsumption and some light innuendo.
On a less serious note: A rather weak forth wall. And references. You know, the cheapest and most infuriating of all forms of comedy.