Macaroni In a Pot

Experience the thrilling world of PRO PASTA COOKING!

Learn the secret techniques behind making mediocre Mac'n'Cheese from the comfort of your own computation device! Become a Pro at: 

• Boiling water!
• Grating Cheese!
• Extreme Stir Action!

Uncover the HIDDEN DEPTHS of Macaroni, and SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR RECKLESS BEHAVIOUR. 

Featuring:

• Fully Two (2) Spatial Dimensions!
• Novel, innovative WASD- culinary interface!
• Thinly Veiled Metaphors!
• High scores for people with friends who have nothing better to do!
• One (1) unlockable secret! 
• Post Game Content of some kind! 
• Software bugs! 
• Timers! Speed-run pasta cookery in a vain attempt to stave off existential dread! 
• Approximately Five (5) Minutes of gameplay!