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Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages Need I say more?

You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.

Shineberg

L$D

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FIRST_KILL

My IQ came back negative.

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Fishy

I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right—I feel ten years older already

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