Millennial Simulator

Are you tired of living your sad, pathetic, miserable life? Would you rather be sad, pathetic, and miserable simulating your life instead? Then Millennial Simulator is for you!

• Simulate your utter desperation to buy your very own home
  
• Tirelessly endure Karens at dead-end jobs whilst paying rent to fund landlord Derek's 6th investment property
  
• Waste what tiny glimmer of hope you have for a better life by sending yourself into exorbitant debt to get an education
  
• Splurge your fleeting funds on that delicious avo on toast
  
• Hone your snowflake senses by hitting the gym or boosting your stats in the upgrade store
  
• Get rejected by hot babes
  
• Somehow become even uglier by suffering Covid-19
  
• Explore a misleadingly enjoyable and colorful world
  
• TRY. TO. SURVIVE.

And if through your trials, you finally do make enough for that deposit...your journey has only just begun...