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No Pineapple Left Behind

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In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.Features:
  • Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
  • Nine schools, each with unique challenges
  • Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
  • Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
  • Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
  • Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
  • Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
  • Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether
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Developer
Subaltern Games
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Publisher
Subaltern Games
Age rating
Not rated
Website
http://subalterngames.com/

System requirements for Linux

Minimum:
  • OS: Ubuntu
  • Processor: 2 GHz
  • Memory: 688 MB RAM
  • Storage: 500 MB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Ubuntu
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM

System requirements for PC

Minimum:
  • OS: Win XP / Win 7 / Win 8 / Win 10
  • Processor: 2 GHz
  • Memory: 500 MB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Storage: 688 MB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Win XP / Win 7 / Win 8 / Win 10
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Storage: 2 GB available space

System requirements for macOS

Minimum:
  • OS: OS X
  • Processor: 2 GHz
  • Memory: 500 MB RAM
  • Storage: 692 MB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: OS X
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
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Last Modified: Aug 28, 2019

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No Pineapple Left Behind reviews and comments

Translated by
Microsoft from Spain
It Seems Like A very simple game, but the truth is that he has his joke. Depending On the scenario you have to think about what you want to do more promote the notes? Give teachers more pay? Give the teachers coffee? You're dismissing the Deputy director? I like it a lot (and I keep trying to get an A and that all are children before I go bankrupt).
Translated by
Microsoft from Deutsch
So.. No Pineapple Left Behind (... LEFT.. BEHIND) I'll make this a short one for you. It sucks. Not really working game concept with no real fun in it. The only enjoyment I got out of this purchase was listening to the loop of it's awesome introsong. Real earwormpotential here! So save a buck and listen to it on youtube or here on it's steampage and take a hard pass on the rest of the game. Game: _1/10_ Song: _10/10_
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