Noobs Are Coming

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YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS.

  • Arena roguelike inspired by Brotato and The Binding of Isaac where you are the Final Boss

  • Pick your Dungeon Boss from a huge, unique roster

  • Quick and Addictive Runs (<30 minutes)

  • Craft your build from a wide variety of creative and innovative mechanics:

    Equip boss attack patterns, summon minions, swing physics-based chain spikeballs, and kick wrecking balls (and play soccer with your minions or co-op partners!). Wield guns, grow plant minions with a watering can, transform enemies into sheep or golden statues (or both?), mine ore, deploy turrets.

  • Wild Theorycrafting & Emergent Gameplay: Discover unique synergies

  • Break the Game: Push your Amount or Size stats to absurd levels and watch the screen explode in chaos! Use the Cheater Item to stack unique items multiple times

  • Play as a Giant Worm Boss, Spider Queen, Seductive Succubus and more

  • Wave-Based Carnage: Survive increasingly intense raids of Noobs (+Endless Mode)

  • Level Up and Shop: Collect souls to level up and buy powerful upgrades

  • Unlock tons of content and challenges

  • Cute and Badass artstyle, Banger OST

  • Parody RPG Universe, meta humor and funny cutscenes

  • (Twitch Streamer Mode: noobs takes usernames and messages from chat)

  • Singleplayer and multiplayer

  • 4 players Local Co-op (+ Steam Remote Play Together)

NOOBS ARE COMING! Show them who's the boss

System requirements for Linux

Minimum:
  • Processor: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

System requirements for PC

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10 or 11
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Last Modified: Jul 18, 2025

Where to buy

Steam