Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator reviews

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Microsoft from Deutsch
A Game where you can data tank? Who comes up with such an Idea? Well that someone came upon it! The Game is exceedingly funny and sometimes even really informative. Preparing one tries to understand the Allusions to history. Even from the Point of view of implementation, this is by no Means a simple "Trash-game," as one might think at first Glance. The Graphics and Lyrics are well thought out and animated. There's No shortage of Sound and Music either. After 2 Hours I had played through it for the first Time but after that you should start again due to it and choose other Options. Otherwise you'll miss Parts of the funny Story. The Game was a very nice Birth Day gift for me. Happy again.
Translated by
Microsoft from Deutsch
Tank Madels is one of these Games. You don't buy because you think they are good, but because you want to know how bad they are. To which one writes a pseudolusty "I swear it was a gift xddd" review, to which everyone knows is lying. And with every additional In-game minute, you can feel how to degenerate more and more into the Bottom Movement of society. The Game itself doesn't have much to offer: The Characters are as flat and clichéd as possible, the Story is virtually non-existent (the Ending is as choppy as If the Creators had run out of money from one Day to the next in the middle of Production) , Music is only sporadically available and the Graphics are at best useful. And anyone who hoped for hot Nude Pictures of the Schoolgirl Tanks will also be disappointed. So What Does Tank Madels have to offer? History References, Armoured Word games, clearly Ambiguous Jokes. A small Selection of what awaits you in the Game:-Sovjets run the Student newspaper, which they fill with fabricated Stories and other Propaganda (including Putinwitze)-The school's occultist club is run by Germans-The Teacher is an American Drill Sergeant standing on Schoolgirl with big Ammoracks-Jewish Jokes (Concentrated Orange Juice, etc ...)-Germans are constantly alluding to the Polish campaign-The only Polish Tank has two Appearances in the Game, with both she is finished-"She squeezes your hand with The force of a medium tank "-Beach Vacation-Panzer IV is obsessed with Japan unf barely manages to form two Sets without SUGOIIIIII and kawaii ~ ... desu-People who are Supposed to angle themselves to bounce Projectiles-Discussions about Pipe sizes and whether Penetration is more the Calibre or The ability To Target. Smuckles bring, and miserable In-your-face humour, where at some point you wonder how you can write something like this Without wanting to shoot yourself from Self-hatred at the same time. One can assume that the System is behind it, but even if you do something with Purpose bad, it doesn't necessarily get better. If you understand the Jokes and you're not too bad To laugh at Flat jokes, it can be entertaining, otherwise it's the pure Cringe Marathon. Verdict: I had my Fun with the Game, even though I felt like the Waste Of Humanity.
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