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Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator

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STORY Erwin Lemmor just got transferred to a prestigious military academy to study Armored Warfare. But when he arrives, Erwin realizes it's not Tank School, but "Tank School" for World War II Tanks. Who happen to look just like Japanese School Girls...!

Instead of studying military history and doctrine, he's in "Basic Artillery Computations for Fire Support 101", and "Radio Operations 214". Will he win the heart of the tank-girls, or end up as cannon fodder? Only you can decide in, "Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator".DETAILS Panzermadels is made by 'DEVGRU-P' a small team of American developers in the style of a traditional Japanese Visual Novel. Unabashedly goofy, the game takes every trope you know from visual novels, and puts a distinctly Tank-Related twist on them! With six different romance plot-lines and a multiple of endings based on your choices, Panzermadels will keep you entertained for a number of playthroughs!FEATURES
  • Join the Army.
  • See the World Darkest Depths of Your Frail Existence.
  • Meet Fun and Interesting People Tanks.
  • Date Them.
  • Also There's a Beach Episode.
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DEVGRU-P
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DEVGRU-P
Age rating
Not rated
Website
http://devgru-p.weebly.com/

System requirements for macOS

Minimum:
  • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 / 10.7 / 10.8 / +
  • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Processor
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: Your grandfather's Mac could probably run this.
Recommended:
  • OS: Mac OS X 10.6 / 10.7 / 10.8 / +
  • Processor: Anything better than a 1.5Ghz Processor
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
  • Storage: 4 GB available space

System requirements for PC

Minimum:
  • OS: Microsoft Windows Vista
  • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Processor
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: If your PC can't run this how are you running Steam?
Recommended:
  • OS: Microsoft Windows 7
  • Processor: Anything better than a 1.5Ghz Processor
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Integrated Graphics Chip
  • Storage: 4 GB available space
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Last Modified: Aug 28, 2019

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Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator reviews and comments

Translated by
Microsoft from Deutsch
A Game where you can data tank? Who comes up with such an Idea? Well that someone came upon it! The Game is exceedingly funny and sometimes even really informative. Preparing one tries to understand the Allusions to history. Even from the Point of view of implementation, this is by no Means a simple "Trash-game," as one might think at first Glance. The Graphics and Lyrics are well thought out and animated. There's No shortage of Sound and Music either. After 2 Hours I had played through it for the first Time but after that you should start again due to it and choose other Options. Otherwise you'll miss Parts of the funny Story. The Game was a very nice Birth Day gift for me. Happy again.
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Microsoft from Deutsch
Tank Madels is one of these Games. You don't buy because you think they are good, but because you want to know how bad they are. To which one writes a pseudolusty "I swear it was a gift xddd" review, to which everyone knows is lying. And with every additional In-game minute, you can feel how to degenerate more and more into the Bottom Movement of society. The Game itself doesn't have much to offer: The Characters are as flat and clichéd as possible, the Story is virtually non-existent (the Ending is as choppy as If the Creators had run out of money from one Day to the next in the middle of Production) , Music is only sporadically available and the Graphics are at best useful. And anyone who hoped for hot Nude Pictures of the Schoolgirl Tanks will also be disappointed. So What Does Tank Madels have to offer? History References, Armoured Word games, clearly Ambiguous Jokes. A small Selection of what awaits you in the Game:-Sovjets run the Student newspaper, which they fill with fabricated Stories and other Propaganda (including Putinwitze)-The school's occultist club is run by Germans-The Teacher is an American Drill Sergeant standing on Schoolgirl with big Ammoracks-Jewish Jokes (Concentrated Orange Juice, etc ...)-Germans are constantly alluding to the Polish campaign-The only Polish Tank has two Appearances in the Game, with both she is finished-"She squeezes your hand with The force of a medium tank "-Beach Vacation-Panzer IV is obsessed with Japan unf barely manages to form two Sets without SUGOIIIIII and kawaii ~ ... desu-People who are Supposed to angle themselves to bounce Projectiles-Discussions about Pipe sizes and whether Penetration is more the Calibre or The ability To Target. Smuckles bring, and miserable In-your-face humour, where at some point you wonder how you can write something like this Without wanting to shoot yourself from Self-hatred at the same time. One can assume that the System is behind it, but even if you do something with Purpose bad, it doesn't necessarily get better. If you understand the Jokes and you're not too bad To laugh at Flat jokes, it can be entertaining, otherwise it's the pure Cringe Marathon. Verdict: I had my Fun with the Game, even though I felt like the Waste Of Humanity.
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