Patrick Paddle

Patrick Paddle, renowned removal expert, is the talk of the town. For his incredible speed, he has been hired as a contractor by Products-R-Us, the multinational conglomerate which, after the antics of the founder’s son, is facing insolvency and must sell off all the random tat that it has accumulated. You assume control of Patrick as he tries to tackle the monumental task of removing all the radios, go-kart tyres, teddy bears, cameras and so-on. It won’t be easy, what with the unsafe flooring, falling explosives and the leaking acid pipes. Can you prevail? Only time will tell...