Payroll achievements

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You drank coffee before bedtime and became an insomniac.

You were well hydrated.

You explored the depths of the office.

You were best friends with the Janitor.

You got stuck in the elevator on the first day of the job.

You were a social butterfly.

You found the Goblin Coin.

Permanently hospitalized from eating too much bad stuff.

You were fired for infecting the company's network.

You received a gold watch for years of service.

You washed your hands after peeing.