Pigs For Machine A
About
Oooooohhhh...
If you like games and think them jolly
Then we have one for you, oh golly
To pass it up, t'would be a folly
So jump in that ol' Class A Trolley
There's lots of pigs so make a dash
And rip their guts out in a flash
Don't be afraid to make a splash
And you'll be rewarded in cash
Press W, point the mouse to go,
Or A and bumper on a gamepad, Joe,
Just press some buttons, make blood flow,
There's pigs to kill for coin, you know!
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OK so:
Run over pigs with Machine A and earn $3
Controls:
W key + Mouse / A button + Left Thumb stick on Xbox Controller: Move
Escape key: Exit
S key: Take Screenshot
-/=: Increase/decrease volume (press repeatedly)
WARNING:
The screen shakes a lot in this, so be careful if you and wildly flashing images don't get along.
Credits:
Music from Kevin MacLeod: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/
Sounds from https://www.freesound.org/
Pig sound from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X0hq0ug9q4