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Please, Don’t Touch Anything

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Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing simulation.

Covering for a colleague who is taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is push that damn button.

Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.

FEATURES

  • 25 devious enigmas
  • Singular pixel art
  • Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack
  • Steam Cards
  • Achievements
Release date
Developer
Escalation Studios, Inc
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Four Quarters
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ForwardXP, Inc.
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ForwardXP
Publisher
BulkyPix, Escalation Studios, Escalation Studios, Inc, ForwardXP, ForwardXP, Inc.
Age rating
Not rated
Website
https://www.escalation.com

System requirements for macOS

Minimum:
  • OS: OS X Mountain Lion
  • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Integrated Graphics (256MB)
  • Storage: 50 MB available space

System requirements for iOS

iPhone 3G S, iPad Wifi, iPad 3G, iPod Touch Third Gen, iPhone 4, iPod Touch Fourth Gen, iPad 2 Wifi, iPad 2 3G, iPhone 4S, iPad Third Gen, iPad Third Gen 4G, iPhone 5, iPod Touch Fifth Gen, iPad Fourth Gen, iPad Fourth Gen 4G, iPad Mini, iPad Mini 4G, iPhone 5c, iPhone 5s, iPad Air, iPad Air Cellular, iPad Mini Retina, iPad Mini Retina Cellular, iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPad Air 2, iPad Air 2 Cellular, iPad Mini 3, iPad Mini 3 Cellular, iPod Touch Sixth Gen, iPhone 6s, iPhone 6s Plus, iPad Mini 4, iPad Mini 4 Cellular, iPad Pro, iPad Pro Cellular, iPad Pro 9.7, iPad Pro 9.7 Cellular, iPhone SE, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, iPad 6 1 1, iPad 6 1 2, iPad 7 1, iPad 7 2, iPad 7 3, iPad 7 4, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone X, iPad 7 5, iPad 7 6, iPhone X S, iPhone X S Max, iPhone X R, iPad 8 1 2, iPad 8 3 4, iPad 8 5 6, iPad 8 7 8, Watch 4, iPad Mini 5, iPad Mini 5 Cellular, iPad Air 3, iPad Air 3 Cellular, iPod Touch Seventh Gen

System requirements for PC

Minimum:
  • OS: Microsoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 / 8
  • Processor: Any processor with at least 1.0GHz
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Any card with at least 128MB
  • Storage: 50 MB available space

System requirements for Android

2.3 and up
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Please, Don’t Touch Anything reviews and comments

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Microsoft from Russian
You will want to stop this button to death Previously have not met any crypto-games. With the task of "decipher it". Here is about this and you do, behind the same panel, which is miraculously transformed into a pixel after the next stage of the solution. Here is a very cool soundtrack, which makes, seemingly, from the unpretentious game, something atmospheric. It would be Desirable to see this genre, in particular in the steam, more developed and often meeting. There are some games where you do something about the lack of talking. There's plenty of it. For What you can sit longer: + Endings full of variety and Pashalok + General atmosphere and authenticity + Pixel performance of all Entourage + Crypto-theme as such, Feel like a Jedi deduction + Easter, mini-games, updates with a new Content (already a few pieces were after a seemingly complete release) Need more games of this direction and style ~: 3 P.S. Even if you will be too difficult, in the nuts already all long painted Score: 8.0 the Best Control Panel Satanist 2015! In This game there is nothing superfluous, Masterpiece ~! * Your Humble Servant-Curator
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Microsoft from Deutsch
I got the app cheaper, but I regret having spent 1.99 for it. At first start, you absolutely do not know what to do, or what should be the goal of the game. Later, I realized that only different disasters should be achieved by certain combinations. Idea is alright, but great fun really does not do it all.
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Microsoft from Danish
The guys in the game are not particularly fat, more just annoying. And that's all the game goes out, that's all a boring and bad game. The buttons on the box are very small and even though they zoom in, they are too heavy to hit. The reset button, on the other hand, is all too easy to hit, so you will hit it by mistake when you are not long. Can't recommend the game - even if they are for puzzle games.
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Microsoft from Dutch
After reading a very enthusiastic piece about this app in the newspaper. It is indeed fun, printing on things, playing with combinations of numbers, etc. But coincidence also often plays a role and some puzzles that you solve I think, mwah, did I really do this? Furthermore, it looks very cheap and I find the annoying interface. And star, could have been worked out much nicer.
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Microsoft from Deutsch
This game is superficially admirable. The puzzling is also usually fun ... Also, if it is either about Satan (really unnecessary) or coincidental finding. The latter I find much frustrating, because after a good half an hour but annoyed on the Internet looking for the next step - and often sees more, which one did not want to know. On the subject of Satan: There's the devil goat, the number, several pentagrams, ** SPOILER ** and to get a "photo" you even have to enter one. In order not to betray too much, I describe briefly what happens then: a really scary face flickers on, if one plays this game late at night that is not quite so empfehm .. ** SPOILER END ** But now to the positives things: + Thousands of options +22 different endings + Programmed with wit + Actually tedious - rarely bored + References! Example: ** SPOILER ** There is a mini-game that sometimes pops up after a reset by finding more Knpe at the touch of a button, and so on. On the screen is a "AWAITING INPUT [_ _ _ _ _ _] ", which is very reminiscent of an achievement of the game" Stanley Parable ". After pressing all the buttons or the right one, you get a passport as a photo of ... Stanley. I love something. ** SPOILER END ** 7/10, I recommend it (except to strictly religious) A lot of fun in the Rtseln wishes ^ Henni
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