POSTAL 2 achievements

14.92%
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
15.83%
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
16.03%
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
16.12%
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
16.17%
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
16.27%
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
16.31%
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
16.75%
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
16.94%
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
16.99%
Found 'em faster than GWB
17.28%
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
17.56%
You are not alone