POSTAL 2 achievements

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Reunited with an old friend.

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Totaled 30 cars.

Read the newspaper every day.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.