POSTAL 2 achievements

14.91%
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
15.78%
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
16.02%
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
16.11%
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
16.16%
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
16.26%
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
16.35%
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
16.79%
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
16.88%
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
16.93%
Found 'em faster than GWB
17.22%
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
17.60%
You are not alone