POSTAL 2 achievements

17.65%
There's always money in the banana stand
17.94%
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
18.04%
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
18.33%
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
18.66%
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
19.05%
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
20.20%
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
21.74%
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
21.79%
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
22.61%
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
23.18%
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
23.52%
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
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