POSTAL 2 achievements

17.47%
There's always money in the banana stand
17.66%
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
17.86%
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
18.35%
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
18.69%
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
18.84%
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
20.22%
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
21.64%
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
21.79%
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
22.47%
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
23.06%
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
23.50%
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
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