Poverty is a Choice

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Being poor is a choice, you are just too stupid to not pick it


As everyone knows the simplest way to make money is to trade stocks. If you don't know how, try asking your Fathers assistant or the guys at the racket ball club.

A failure to make enough to live lavishly is a fundamental personal failure on the part of the person.

Just stop working at McBurger-fil-a and get a better job.

In this life simulator you can -

  • Trade stocks like a pro!
  • Place Market orders after-hours during a downturn!
  • Operate on Margin!
  • Purchase leveraged ETFs!
  • Take advantage of the working class*!
  • Get hooked to coke and beat your wife!
  • Uncover the cabal of lizard people manipulating the world**!!!

*Don't worry, they are probably black, foreign, or women
** JK its just old white guys


Platforms
Developer
Ugliest Horse Studio
Publisher
Ugliest Horse Studio
Age rating
Not rated

System requirements for PC

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 7 64-bit +
  • Processor: Any Intel or AMD processor, 2.5 GHz or faster
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce 470 GTX or AMD Radeon 6870 HD series card or higher
  • Storage: 200 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Any
  • Additional Notes: An internet connection is not required for this game (beyond what Steam insists) but it will help a lot
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
  • Processor: Intel i-7
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce 470 GTX or AMD Radeon 6870 HD series card or higher
  • Storage: 200 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Any
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Last Modified: Aug 28, 2019

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Steam

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