Princess Axolotl of Europa

a sparkly girly mystery story about a princess who's just trying to eat some ice cream, kiss some jellyfish, and make it through her 16th birthday party without getting assassinated! also you can learn cool animal facts

oh and there might be some upsetting things like cannibalism and underage kissing and death and dismemberment but i promise its cute and nice

"it's like cyberpunk trans girl harry potter"

"it's like freddi fish meets hamlet but with magical girls"

"it's like gossip girl if serena was a gay lizard"

ok here's an actual review: "It’s a brilliant blend of dark humour and surrealism delivered in a flawless deadpan fashion. The writing style is paradoxically thoughtful and impulsive, shining like crystal pink candy with a dark cloud swirling beneath the surface. Being that this is done by Princess, it’s super gay and colourful and cute which is exactly what the world needs."

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