SHROOM (itch) (r_ono_ve)

Welcome, USER, to the DISCOVERY 5000 interface. We welcome you as a new recruit for a very important department known as the MUSHROOM RESEARCH sector. We look forward to working with you as you search for and experiment on various types of mushrooms. We sincerely hope that your experience will be productive and serve our goals as a truly humanitarian organization. 

For a better future - ORIGIN CORP