Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

Everyone Socrates Jones knows seems to love philosophy— everyone except Socrates himself. A simple accountant from New York, Socrates has never been interested in philosophical questions or the art of arguing. But when he finds himself debating for his life against a queue of famous philosophers, Socrates Jones has no choice but to expand his horizons in a quest to find the true nature of morality.

The classic online game, rebuilt for Steam!
Face off in a series of interactive debates against famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through the NONSENSE!

A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, alongside a charming story and healthy helping of stupid jokes.

If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now is as good a time as ever— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to:

Presentation Improvements!

• Higher resolution character art and giant flying text!
  
• New 16:9 layout!
  
• Improved UI during debates. Improved UI in general!

Additional script polish!

• 99% is the same, of course. That's the point of a remake.
  
• A few weirdly worded lines are a little less weird, though!
  
• Em dashes instead of double hyphens! Double hyphens were declared a categorical evil.
  
• Perhaps a little something extra...

Numerous quality of life improvements!

• Controller Support!
  
• An actual conversation log!
  
• The ability to save at any point!