Space Pricks - Chapter One

Life's too short to work for bad MANAGERS.

Space Pricks is an Asteroids-style shoot-em-up-meets-RPG that's inspired by true events.  Join a handful of the RESISTANCE's bravest FLEET members on a quest to defeat the biggest PRICKS in the universe: UPPER MANAGEMENT.  Blast through mindlessly loyal EMPLOYEES and rack up a score that will grab the attention of the real PRICKS at the top.

Fly into a retro world filled with power-ups, scathing encounters with horrible MANAGERS, and colourful allies who've had enough of working for those PRICKS.  Space Pricks is built primed for speed-running and has a built-in stopwatch, but I'm not going to be that PRICK who tells you to liberate the universe faster!  If you prefer to play at a more narrative-rich pace your experience won't be compromised.

Meet the RESISTANCE

V

The no-nonsense leader of the RESISTANCE.  V knows firsthand how terrible the PRICKS can be, and she doesn't have time for stragglers in her crew.  You'll have to work hard to earn her respect.

M

M might seem like a tagalong at first, but she's the beating heart that keeps the RESISTANCE on track.  She's always tinkering with her ship and finding small ways to outplay the PRICKS.

K

K builds his personal FLEET with the RESISTANCE's most qualified pilots.  V's right-hand man earned his place through self-sacrifice, so will expect the same from you.  If you can prove yourself trustworthy, he'll have your back in the direst fray.

Space Pricks - Chapter One is the beginning of the Space Pricks saga.  Stay tuned for updates featuring all new characters and more STAR SYSTEMS to liberate from the oppression of UPPER MANAGEMENT.