Spirits of Xanadu achievements

Obtain every audiolog

Find and read "The Unusual Death of Governor Li"

Read every e-mail

And and eat every donut

Destroy 3 enemies in 2 seconds or less

Ignore the surgeon general, as well as common sense

Obtain every weapon

Experience an attack of flatulence

Don't drink responsibly

Fly the Xanadu back to Earth

Score a basketball goal