Stab Caesar Simulator

Born too late to stab caesar,
Born too early to time travel and then stab caesar,
Born just in time to play a little minigame about stabbing caesar.

how to play:

1. click or press space to stab caesar ad naeuseum.
2. contemplate your actions.
3. experience catharsis.

Why to play:

• celebrate this auspiscious occasion
• experience what bringing death to tyrants might be like
• see what i've been up to