Stalks Stalks Stalks achievements

Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 million!

Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 billion!

After 100 yeehaws, it's still tickles my bits to see a familiar face such as yourself

Congratulations! You won one game!

Hey, your stalk split! Is that good? Is that bad? Who can say what anything is these days.

You played a 99 year game. Why? Is this a call for help.

You took out a loan! Good luck paying it back!

1,000 loses? It's time for a talk...

That yeehaw was much obliged, pardner

After 1,000 wins, haven't you made enough money? What could you possibly need any more for?

You paid off your loan! You're free, for now...

You doubled your investment! Wow! Whoa!