Stalks Stalks Stalks achievements

10 loses? Happens to everyone. You're just trying to get your sea legs. It takes some longer than others...

You lost half your starting money! Boo!

300 shares of an individual stalk? Let's frickin go!

Oof, 100 loses? Are you sure you want to keep doing this? I don't think it's working out.

You played a 30 year game! Hopefully you made enough to pay off that mortgage!

You forgot to pay your loan and lost all your money! Too bad!

10 wins? You got to pump those numbers up if you want to make it in this racket

Whoa, after 100 wins, looks like you can start making these trades legally (if you want to)

Your stalk went bankrupt? It went to zero? They're allowed to do that?

You finished with a networth below $100! Impressive ineptitude!

Boo!!! You Stink! You lost a game! You're fired!

Owning at least 10 shares of every stalk and bond? Interesting strategy. I hope it works out for you (get a load of this guy lol)