Swordfighting For People Who Are Really Bad At Swordfighting

That's right folks, I've gone and done it again! Welcome to my newest and greatest masterpiece, only two months in the making this time. This is Swordfighting for People Who Are Really Bad At Swordfighting, a game for people who are really bad at swordfighting. If you're decent, good, or even just okay at swordfighting, you're not allowed to play this game. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Why you should download it:

• It's free!
• It has swords!
• It has a plurality of levels!
• It's about as frustrating as my last masterpiece!
• You've always wanted to learn how to swordfight anyway!
• Only has a 1.6% chance of gaining sentience and trying to kill you!
• Downloads going up makes me happy!
• It might be fun, I mean, how would you know, have you even tried it?
• It may have as many as 4 different easter eggs!
• It's free!

But don't just take it from me! See what my playtester had to say about it:

• "It's very stabby.  Good luck not getting stabbed. You're gonna need it." - Tester

I hope you enjoy this game about stabbing people!