The Narrator is a DICK: Longer, Harder, and Uncut achievements

Wow... died ten times already huh?

Died for the first time. It won't be your last.

You've died 100 times. Honestly I just feel bad at this point.

Speed run the game in under a third of an hour. Now that's what I'm talking about!

Speed run the game in under an hour. Not bad, but you can do better.

You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope they didn't damage your self esteem too badly.

You beat the entire game without dying a single time.

Unlocked the secret doge Peter as a playable character.

You beat the game dying less than one hundred times.

You died 69 times... lol that's... that's the number for... hahaha.

You beat the game!

You beat the game dying less than fifty times.